ZOOM
Speak Volumes
The remote workplace is a nightmare for women: studies show women are interrupted 50% of the time in meetings and 96% of these interruptions took place as a result of men speaking over them. As the premier post-pandemic meeting space for companies across the globe, Zoom can improve the male-run workplace through some key tweaks. After all, your voice should speak volumes, not theirs.
You sure about that sweetie?
About to talk over a colleague? Zoom will provide you with the first warning before further action takes place.
Just Smile And Nod
If Zoom’s new AI moderator catches you interrupting another person on a meeting call, zoom will automatically mute you and place a smiling cheerleader over your rude face to cheer on your fellow presenter.
Need us to hold your hand?
Zoom will release a series of instructional guides designed to walk men step-by-step through how not to be a d*ck in the workplace. Because apparently you need that.